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staz1234
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staz1234

 HeHeHe .. Jamesy baba 
love u xx 
 
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I heard Angelina Jolie had a very difficult delivery with one of her children – she wasn’t in and had to go to the sorting office to pick it up. 
 
 
 A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back
 
 
 
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. 
 
 
 
 
 
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog? 
 
 
 I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money. 
 
 
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' 
The doctor says, 'It's old age.' 
The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' 
The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'  
 
 
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle-baby. 
 
 
 
 
 I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
 
 
"So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.' 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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