tigger34

Wise Words... 1. Before you criticise someone , you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way , when you criticise them , you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 2. It's always darkest just before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's newspaper , that's the time to do it. 3. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any. 4. If at first you don't succeed , skydiving is not for you. 5. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish , and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day. 6. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 7. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. 8. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 9. Experience is something you generally don't get until just after you need it. 10. We are all born naked , wet and hungry. Then things get worse.