tazmaniacs

Mad, passionate, caring, strong, weak, sensative, funny, Optimistic, positive, influential, friendly, communicative, verbal, forceful, direct, competitive, assertive, active, mobile, firm, strong-willed and independent This is all true........................... If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Psychiatrists say that 1 in 4 people is mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, it's you. Nothing in the universe travels faster than a bounced cheque. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. The trouble with doing something right first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Vital papers demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them. Poker rules supplement: a .44 Magnum beats 4 aces. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. Diplomacy is saying "Nice doggy" until you find a rock. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. On the other hand, you have different fingers. Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.