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Scouse06uk
Offline - 15 years

Scouse06uk


Hi everyone
I am Jimmy just your average Jo
I am 25 and have got two children Leah and Brandon
I am into most things mainly football and graphics

Feel free to add me to msn
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Ok, so there was this Liverpool forum I used to post on a few years back.
For as long as I could remember, there was this one guy who never liked me for whatever reason. I think his name was Brazzz or something, but that doesn't really matter. He would constantly insult me and threaten to kill me, etc. It was kinda funny because he'd also always make posts how to beat me up with bats and stuff... needless to say no one took that seriously. One day I decided it might be a good idea to stand up to him, so I basically wrote out a long post telling him what I thought.
As it shows now, this was a big mistake.
Well, all this happened a couple of years ago, and I pretty much forgot about this whole thing, but it seems like he didn't.
So, this guy one day got my picture and sent it all over to his retarded friends and such to see if anybody might know me. Apparently one of his friends (who lives close to me) recognized me on the pictures and could give him my real name. He then got my phone number from somewhere and called me at all hours of the night for the past couple of weeks (yes, weeks!). Anyways today I'm coming home from the pub and I get around the corner when I see a car speeding towards my house, 5 guys jumping out of it and hurrying towards my front door. I quickly walked around the house and entered through the backdoor. Luckily they didn't notice me and i told me parents to not open the door. My parents got scared and were about to call the cops. They kept knocking at the door and yelling my name. I didn't want to endanger my parents or anything so I figured I should go out and talk to them, which was really stupid. So I got outside and this one guy comes up to me and just stands there right infront of me. At first I was confused and didn't know what would happen next. Out of nowhere, he cracks a smile and goes like "Yo you know me right!?". He puts up his hand as if he's about to give me a high-five and I got even more confused because I had no idea wtf was going on. So I was about to high-five him when he bats my hand away and turns serious! Thats when I realized they were up to no good, started makin' trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!" I whistled for a cab, and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, but I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

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