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pleasantguy
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pleasantguy

hey, I have a fresh guy in 30 years as most are here to enjoy a good game
I am not really good to write about myself so there is something you want to know, please write to me

Sincerely pleasant_guy

How to make a plesantguy
Ingredients:

5 parts mercy

1 part self-sufficiency

1 part energy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!


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If you screamed in 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough energy to heat a cup of coffee?
(not worth it)
If you turn a wind continuously for 6 years and 9 months, there will be produced enough gas to a nuclear bomb?
(So it looks like something!)
The heart produces so much pressure when it pumps blood into the body that can spray 914.40 cm?
(Oh My God.!)
A pig's orgasm goods in 30 minutes?
(In my next life I will be a pig)
A cockroach can live in 9 days without its head before it dies? (frightening)

(I'm still not pleased with the pigs)
If you bank your head into the wall to use 150 calories per hour?
(Do not try this at home. But perhaps at work)
The male among migrant pegs can not mate when its head is attached to the body. the famle take the initiative to sex by ripping the male´s head of?
( "Honey, I'm home. Wtf ...?!")

A flea can jump 350 times as long as its body?
This is equivalent to a person jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes ... lucky pig. Can you imagine it?)
a fish has over 27.000 taste buds?
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of the sea?)

Some lions parrer over 50 times a day?

(I would still be a pig in my next life - quality rather than quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet?

(Something I always wanted to know!)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue? (Hmmmmmm. .......)

people who use the right hand live, on average, 9 years longer than people who use the left hand? (Well then!)

Elephants are the only animals who can not jump?
(OK, it is probably very good ........)

A cats urine lights under black light?
(I wonder who has paid to find out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain?
(I know of people with the same problem)

Lake stars have no brains?
(To some people I know also)

Ice bears are left handed?
(If they change, they will live much longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure? (nice?) ********************************************
PLEACE WRITE A
LETTER IN MY GB

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