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Hi I'm Alex, 6'6"... Mophead... Prolly clutching a can of beer and listening to the radio while bopping in my chair. You'll find me in bob or sketchmaster, losing and chatting up any lass in sight- ending the night with an e-blackeye. Likes: John Smiths, Leeds United, Breasts, Foo Fighters, Pool, Paintballing, Scarborough, Peter Kay, Oasis, Saturday Nights, Battenburg, PAW, Leeds Rhinos, Bouncy Castles, Southern Comfort, The Kings Arms, Top Gear, Snow days. Dislikes: Vegetarians, James Blunt, Tribute bands, Pushchairs, Southerners, 'Real Ale Farts', Emmerdale, Baccardi, Man U, Boating, Woolly Jumpers, Monday Mornings, Bananas, Bradford (all of it), Chelsea, Linedancing, Hip-Hop, The Daily Mail, Parsnips. Perfect Night Out: Doing the 'Otley Mile' with all me mates, shooting lots of pool and drinking lots of beer. Ideally on fresher's week :) Most Embarrasing Moment: Buying some kinky handcuffs- trying them out in a Macdonalds toilet half an hour later- losing the key- struggling to get my pants up- staggering through Leeds with half my ass hanging out and arms crossed trying to get back to the shop- tripping at the top of the stairs- pants fall down and rolling into the shop to ask the lady for the key's I'd left on the table... Hope it Never happens: You've Been Framed get hold of that CCTV footage from the Corn Exchange... Most Uplifting Moment: Although he's a sod, Lee Bowyer's last minute strike to beat Derby County 4-3 (3-0 down at half time) at Elland Road. Struck it sweet as a pea into the top corner. Can't remember anything from when the ball left his foot to about 10 minutes after the final whistle when I came round (out of total euphoria). Fave Pet: Tom, flairground Goldfish (1987-1997) who ate of all of his many companions; Jerry, Slipper, Soccer, Felix, Manhatten and Jerry II. Furiocious little bugger... Fave Position: I'd be delighted to demonstrate... 5 Fave Songs: Oasis- Whatever Foo Fighters- Learn to Fly The Jam- I Predict a Riot Feeder- Just a Day Bloodhound Gang- The Bad Touch 5 Most Annoying Songs: Cartoons- Witch Doctor Aqua- Barbie Girl Michael Jackson- Beat It Madonna- Holiday Frankie G2H- Relax