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ninj
Offline - 8 years

ninj

hi my name is ninj short for ninja-nurse. My hobies include knitting and crotchet. Last year i crotched a working life size model of the Forth Bridge. This year i am going to attempt a babys blanket. I am a Gemini and we are both glad we have joined this site. I put my year of birth as 1900 sorry hard day at the oriface. I am short fat and ugly and you would prolly turn to the monastry b4 turning to me, in fact i would like take this opportunity to say Hello to Abbot John and say ...we were so close baby... remember Brighton? lol. As u may have gathered this is all a wind-up. I am actually very tall skinny and look like Nicole Kidman but unfortunately i am boring, and enjoy such safe sports as base jumping, Rodeo and bunging jumping using dental floss. Please do not speak to me because it is said that 2 words from me can make u sleeping beauty. See ya all and er Hey Hey lets be careful out there. Da ninj Ps have put a piccy on dunno if its me i wasn't there when it was taken. PPs. It says Girl/Boy friend i would just like to say i don't have one of each just one of one and none of the other... if u see what i mean PPPs. This is the last of the ppps's

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