misslisa26

HELLO THANKS FOR VISITING MY PROFILE, WISHING YOU A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

How about a Joke:

Man walks in 2 a pharmacy & asks "Wheres the tampons?" phamacist replies "over by the cotton wool" the man comes back with cotton wool & toilet roll. Pharmacist says "thought u wanted tampons" the man replies " i asked her 2 get me fags & she got me baccy & rizlas instead. 2nite she can roll her own!!  

 

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "Damn we fucked up.but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.