CrackerMack

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I'm a crack pot!! 5' 2" short, 8 stone 4lb, long blonde hair, mad as a hatter. Oh yeah, and titchy boobs. 39 years old (whoops, I mean young!), going on 9!! Bored all the time. Educated, although you wouldn't think so, Think I'm turning into my mother! Ahhhh, god forbid. 4 kids - Kristie 21, Anthony 17, Dannielle 15, Charlie 9 Lurve my kids to bits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I luv 'em, I luv 'em, I damn well luv 'em, yum yum yum so much so I could EAT 'EM UP!!

How to make a CrackerMack

Ingredients: 3 parts friendliness 5 parts brilliance 5 parts empathy

Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness