Bendedmind
Welcome to my private space.
Since you're here I might as well tell a little about me.
Last year I saw a cat lurking in my garden. It was about 22.15 in the evening.
It totally changed my life.
Ever since that epic moment i haven't gone to bed without counting the steps from the bathroom to my bed. Allways 37. I have tried to walk backwards, but still 37 steps (and one fall).
When I turn on the TV to climb through the channels I allways end at channel 37. Every time. Even if I zap slowly i still end up at 37. This number has really made a monstrous entry in my life. My wife complains almost every day, that I'm watching the porn Channel. She pinches my arm, but I can do nothing about it. Last night I looked in the mirror and there were 37 bruises on my arm. Stuck on number 37.
Now I just sit back and hope the cat will return and change the number...............
Bullshiiiit. I don't even remember where I put my coffee
Since you're here I might as well tell a little about me.
Last year I saw a cat lurking in my garden. It was about 22.15 in the evening.
It totally changed my life.
Ever since that epic moment i haven't gone to bed without counting the steps from the bathroom to my bed. Allways 37. I have tried to walk backwards, but still 37 steps (and one fall).
When I turn on the TV to climb through the channels I allways end at channel 37. Every time. Even if I zap slowly i still end up at 37. This number has really made a monstrous entry in my life. My wife complains almost every day, that I'm watching the porn Channel. She pinches my arm, but I can do nothing about it. Last night I looked in the mirror and there were 37 bruises on my arm. Stuck on number 37.
Now I just sit back and hope the cat will return and change the number...............
Bullshiiiit. I don't even remember where I put my coffee
